She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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