everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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