Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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