I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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