It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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