To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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