I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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