It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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