They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She told me I should be a condom model.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
this hospital has no fireball
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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