Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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