So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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