just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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