HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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