You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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