sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Randomize
