I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
this will be a night to untag.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I know her cup size but not her name....
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