doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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