Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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