I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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