I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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