The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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