That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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