no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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