thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Too much gin, very little bucket
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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