i permit you to call me
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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