Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize