My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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