New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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