You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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