For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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