What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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