oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
