Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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