Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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