Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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