Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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