Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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