I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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