can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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