we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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