so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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