my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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