its not stalking. its research.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging