We won't sleep together?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.