i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.