just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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