I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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