I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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