he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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