i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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