Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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