But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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