her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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