just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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