Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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