I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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