You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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