He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
