considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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