You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
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That's how twitter works, right?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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